THEORY OF NETWORKS

NOTE: Although this theory is completely unrelated to the Theory Of Concentric Circles but I would advise you to scroll down and read it after you read TOC.

Well theory of networks, like my previous theory is targeted towards frust technical audience who are in SRTM [see toc below] state and of course it has nothing to do with the network's bond Andrew S. Tanenbaum. The important point about this theory that like Da Vinci's Code ,it is one of the greatest secret which has been deliberately hidden from man kind .But here I am doing the work of Dan Brown and unveiling the curtain from the truth which has always been in front of your eyes THE THEORY OF NETWORKS . And once you understand this theory and grasp the basic fundamentals of this theory you will feel that it is ubiquitous in nature like air around us. But till now you have been kept aloof of this secret which was in front of your eyes just like this computer monitor on which you are reading it.

Now let me not bore you more and present the technical background which is the basis of this whole theory. So my geek friends you all have your computers in front of you which are connected to some network and once connected to that network depending upon your network you can interact or rather talk and communicate with many other computers. That is you come into sphere of influence of many machines only if you plug in your LAN cord into the socket (and now don't start biting me that you guys have a WLAN) and your machine's single state changes into connected state.

"Connected" that is the key word here I would say. Just feel how similar it sounds with the word "Committed". Now I think you guys must be getting some idea of what I am aiming at. When a computer can change it single state into committed state why not you. The only thing which we lack is the LAN socket through which we can get connected to the network of girls, A place where every IP (Irritating Person which many girls would say) is taken as ooh Interesting Person.

So moral of the story is that guys go out, meet people and meet people who can prove as sockets and once you plug in into one such socket boom just see the change in your IP. And just to state a very good example of this theory we have our great ORKUT where many times this theory have been applied ,however there have been many heart breaks too and that I can tell you because the TOC always holds. So now use knowledge of both the theories wisely and soon there will nothing like SRTM.