THEORY OF NETWORKS

NOTE: Although this theory is completely unrelated to the Theory Of Concentric Circles but I would advise you to scroll down and read it after you read TOC.

Well theory of networks, like my previous theory is targeted towards frust technical audience who are in SRTM [see toc below] state and of course it has nothing to do with the network's bond Andrew S. Tanenbaum. The important point about this theory that like Da Vinci's Code ,it is one of the greatest secret which has been deliberately hidden from man kind .But here I am doing the work of Dan Brown and unveiling the curtain from the truth which has always been in front of your eyes THE THEORY OF NETWORKS . And once you understand this theory and grasp the basic fundamentals of this theory you will feel that it is ubiquitous in nature like air around us. But till now you have been kept aloof of this secret which was in front of your eyes just like this computer monitor on which you are reading it.

Now let me not bore you more and present the technical background which is the basis of this whole theory. So my geek friends you all have your computers in front of you which are connected to some network and once connected to that network depending upon your network you can interact or rather talk and communicate with many other computers. That is you come into sphere of influence of many machines only if you plug in your LAN cord into the socket (and now don't start biting me that you guys have a WLAN) and your machine's single state changes into connected state.

"Connected" that is the key word here I would say. Just feel how similar it sounds with the word "Committed". Now I think you guys must be getting some idea of what I am aiming at. When a computer can change it single state into committed state why not you. The only thing which we lack is the LAN socket through which we can get connected to the network of girls, A place where every IP (Irritating Person which many girls would say) is taken as ooh Interesting Person.

So moral of the story is that guys go out, meet people and meet people who can prove as sockets and once you plug in into one such socket boom just see the change in your IP. And just to state a very good example of this theory we have our great ORKUT where many times this theory have been applied ,however there have been many heart breaks too and that I can tell you because the TOC always holds. So now use knowledge of both the theories wisely and soon there will nothing like SRTM.

THEORY OF COCENTRIC CIRCLES

Disclaimer The views presented here are of a drunken mind and no way relate to my thinking in non drunken state.
Hmm …where to start from…well theory of concentric circle…as the name and the picture above implies has to do some thing with circles…but it is not one of those theorems which we read in SL Loney ‘s geometry books…although this may some day be published in some girl psychology books under my name…

Any way …so we know that this theory is some thing about circles which are related to girls and more precisely their psychology….so what psychology about girls…well my frust friends and the friends who have been dumped by some girl after reading and understanding this theory you will understand what went wrong and why you are still in SRTM state that is Single Ready To Mingle.

So now let me come to scientific background which will help to understand this theory in a better way. Well all of us are familiar with the Bore’s Atomic model. Yes the same model which says that the electron in stable state revolve round the nucleus of an atom and gets excited when you give it some energy and move away from nucleus and if given even more energy the electron leaves the atom.

What I propose in this theory is that the nature of relationship of girls with guys is very similar to this electron –nucleus relationship but the only difference being , the nucleus exerts an attractive force while the girls depending upon their physical properties (appearance ,hotness etc ) exerts an repulsive force on the guys revolving them. Now to some distance this repulsive force is balanced by the FRUSTAPA energy of the guys and they can keep revolving round the girl, which as mentioned in serial F.R.I.E.N.D.S can be called as friends’ zone. This region depends upon the bondapa of the guy . But once the guy tries and get closer then they are thrown outside of what we can say “Sphere of Influence” are then called the dumped guys.

Once you are outside the ‘Sphere of Influence’ you come to the state which I call as ‘SRTM-Singles Ready To Mingle’. It in this state in which you sit and chat with your lukhe friends and start assembling a lot of FRUSTAPA energy so that you can be successful if in future. But now comes the main question .How to get again into some other ‘Sphere of Influence ’ ?? Well friends if you were patient enough to read this whole blog the wait for some more time when I will release my THEORY OF NETWORKS .